Ever get the urge to glance up at someone when you think they're staring...and you're usually right? Well, if you post up at the Mondrian South Beach in Miami, you'll be stared at for the duration of your stay -- by a creepy little girl, no less. Check out our caption for the Bay View Suite after the jump, then fill in your own in the comments section below!
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Now write your own caption in the comments section below!