Planning a vacation? Looking for a destination that’s going to put you to sleep? Somewhere that’s going to really make your trip drag like detention? Then pick Italy, a place that’s really, really boring. Honestly. So boring. Here's why.
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Residenza Paolo VI has views of the Vatican.
The Roman Forum
Naples’ eccentric Hotel Europeo & Flowers
And pizza is the worst food ever.
Neopolitan pizza by Leandro Neumann Ciuffo via Flickr
View from Capri’s Hotel Weber Ambassador
Sure, there are lakes.
But the beauty of Italian villages is totally predictable with their quaint, otherworldly charm.
The village of Manarola, Italian Riviera
The lobby at the Four Seasons Hotel Firenze, Florence
The view from the Grand Hotel Cavour
Italy's cars are practical; nothing more.
The classic Fiat 500
The view from Hotel Monaco & Grand Canal, San Marco, Venice
We hope you’re convinced.
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