1. The Ocean Views Are Really Unimpressive.
2. Who Would Even Want to Look at That?
Hotel La Mariposa, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica
3. It's An Awful Spot for a Romantic Getaway.
Hotel La Mariposa, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica
4. And the Sunsets are Especially Hideous.
Four Seasons Resort Costa Rica at Peninsula Papagayo, Guanacaste, Costa Rica
5. The Wildlife is Nothing Special.
Arenas Del Mar Beach And Nature Resort, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica
6. You Probably Won't See Anything Cool.
Si Como No Resort, Spa and Wildlife Refuge, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica
7. Definitely Not Any Exotic Birds.
Lapa Rios Ecolodge & Wildlife Reserve, Osa Peninsula Costa Rica
8. Parrots? Please.
Lapa Rios Ecolodge & Wildlife Reserve, Osa Peninsula Costa Rica
9. The Butterflies are Nothing to Get Excited About.
Si Como No Resort, Spa and Wildlife Refuge, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica
10. The Flowers Are Kind of Meh.
Gaia Hotel And Reserve, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica
11. The Rainforest is Not Lush at All.
Tulemar Bungalows & Villas, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica
12. And Can You Even Call this a Beach?
Karahe Hotel, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica
13. The Volcanoes Are Not Majestic.
Arenal Kioro Suites and Spa, in La Fortuna near Arenal Volcano, Costa Rica
14. The Hot Springs Aren't Relaxing.
Tabacon Grand Spa Thermal Resort, in La Fortuna near Arenal Volcano, Costa Rica
15. Even The Monkeys Are Ugly.
Arenas Del Mar Beach And Nature Resort, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica
16. There is Nowhere Cool to Stay.
Nayara Springs, La Fortuna near Arenal Volcano, Costa Rica
17. You Call This Luxury?
Tulemar Bungalows & Villas, Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica
18. Just Don't Blame Us If You Loathe it, OK?
Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica, Travel Guide
19. We Hate to Say We Told You So.
Asclepios Wellness & Healing Retreat, Alajuela, Costa Rica
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