No, it's not an ad for The Expendables 2 -- although these guys do look like they're ready to get in on the action. It's actually just a group of goofy old men (oh, you could tell?) hanging poolside at the Iberostar Dominicana Hotel in the Dominican Republic, showing off to all the goofy ladies taking a dip nearby. With all this prime on-site entertainment, you won't even need to leave the hotel to get your kicks!
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Oyster.com says: “Do you whippersnappers have your tickets to the gun show or not?"
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