You Can Bathe in a...WHAT?!

The Champagne Tower Suite at Cove Haven Resort

The Champagne Tower Suite at Cove Haven Resort

A Poconos getaway for Valentine's Day may seem kinda chilly, but many hotels in this mountainous region are determined to warm you up. Take, for example, the mid-range sister properties of Pocono Palace Resort, Cove Haven Resort, and Paradise Stream Resort. All three have love-themed rooms and amenities, not least among them being the Champagne Tower suite in each. This, er, romantic (?) room includes a circular bed, a heart-shaped whirlpool, and a bathtub in the form of a champagne flute for a bubbly scrub. We guess there is sex in the champagne room...

Take a photo tour of these Poconos properties below, and then tell us in the comments section -- is a bath in a champagne tub STEAMY or STUPID?

Paradise Stream Resort spells it out (literally) right when you arrive.

Paradise Stream Resort spells it out (literally) right when you arrive.

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Pocono Palace Resort has an on-site spa to help facilitate a romantic mood.

Pocono Palace Resort has an on-site spa to help facilitate a romantic mood.

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You can work up a sweat OUTSIDE of your room at Cove Haven Resort, which has a sports center with roller skating, racquet ball, and basketball.

You can work up a sweat OUTSIDE of your room at Cove Haven Resort, which has a sports center with roller skating, racquet ball, and basketball.

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Other themed rooms at Cove Haven include the Garden of Eden Apple Suite.

Other themed rooms at Cove Haven include the Garden of Eden Apple Suite.

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The Club Lodge Suites are slightly less kitschy options at Pocono Palace.

The Club Lodge Suites are slightly less kitschy options at Pocono Palace.

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Your daily affirmation, courtesy of Paradise Stream.

Your daily affirmation, courtesy of Paradise Stream.

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