Topless Models in Louboutins? Well, That's Not What We Found...

Fantasy:

This is how the Artisan Hotel advertises its topless-optional pool...
This is how the Artisan Hotel advertises its topless-optional pool...

Throughout our hours upon hours of hotel investigating, we've come across a ton of photo fakeouts: Situations where the hotel website showed the property as one way, and we found it to be a totally different way when we arrived. Like in the case of "delicious" buffets, "crowd-free" beaches, and sexy ladies who distract us from the truth.

Well, today we bring you yet another example of the sexy lady striking -- but this time, it's even more hilarious because she comes with friends, in stilettos, and not in clothing. In one of the most ridiculous photo fakeouts we've found to date, the Artisan Hotel in Las Vegas displays its topless-optional pool as a super-sexy spot, like in the photo above...

Reality:

But in reality, it looks like this -- a leaf-filled pool with a garden hose filling it up.

Fantasy:

Just for good measure, we'll remind you again: The above is just a fantasy.

Reality:

And this is the sad reality -- moldy lounge cushions and all. We can even give you a 360-degree view of the not-so-sexy state of affairs at this pool.

Read our full review and see more pics of the Artisan Hotel here >>

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