Siete Lunas

Perched on a massive hill overlooking the ocean, Siete Lunas oozes romance. This quiet, secluded property is dotted with seven thatched roof bungalows and has a scenic outdoor lounge area with a tiny infinity pool. There isn’t much to do on-site, but Siete Lunas’ appeal lies in its serenity. There’s no formal lobby at the property. When guests arrive, they can ring the buzzer at the gate, and a golf cart will appear to transport them to the top of the hill. Guests are welcomed with drinks and cold towels in the open-air palapa, and then escorted to their room. 

The majority of guests are couples, many of them honeymooners or anniversary celebrants. On a practical level, Siete Lunas isn't built for families with young children, as the atmosphere is too quiet and there's nothing on the premises that would appeal to little ones. The property is also a hassle to reach, so it may be inconvenient for parents to constantly transport their kids (and all their stuff) between the hotel and nearby attractions. 

Siete Lunas is located on “Camino Sin Nombre,” or "Street Without a Name." That should clue in travelers regarding the hotel’s difficult-to-reach location: Siete Lunas is located on a massive hill that can only be reached via long, winding, potholed, jungle roads. Even the word "road" can feel like a misnomer, as drivers en route to the hotel may find themselves questioning if they're truly driving on designated roadways. Plus, roads in this area lack decent signage, so getting lost is a high probability. If you’re driving to Siete Lunas for the first time after dark — don’t. There are no street lights, and the roads’ potholes can be difficult to see. The harrowing journey to Siete Lunas may or may not be worth it for some travelers, because the only thing worse than the drive there is knowing that you’ll have to tackle it again if you want to go into town, eat at a restaurant, or go to the beach. On the flip side, Siete Lunas offers the most incredible views of the ocean and surrounding mountain range, giving plenty of opportunities to snap envy-inducing selfies.

Besides astounding views, Siete Lunas is best known for its rooms. The hotel’s seven thatched-roof bungalows are individually decorated with earthy, Mexican-inspired pieces that feel both relaxed and upscale. An abundance of wood elements combine to create a natural look. Wood floors, wood beams, and wood furniture compliment the exposed thatched roofing, and create a monochromatic palette that draws the eye outside to the surrounding jungle foliage and the ocean beyond. All rooms feature four-poster beds with gauzy white canopies and ruched white comforters. In-room amenities include flat-screen TVs, mini-fridges, and coffeemakers. Bathrooms are spacious, with large vanities and lots of storage space. Mosaic tile showers feature rainfall shower heads and organic toiletries. Closets are equipped with terrycloth robes, beach blankets, and electronic safes. Outside, large covered balconies offer seating for two alongside impressive ocean vistas — though some rooms have palm-tree obstructed views.

Six of the hotel’s seven bungalows are essentially the same, though a few have queen-size beds while others have kings. Luna de Fuego is the hotel’s largest and most expensive room (we’d consider it a suite). Along with a king-size four-poster bed, Luna de Fuego also has a cozy seating area with a cushioned love seat, armchair, and ottoman. It also has the largest outdoor balcony, with unobstructed ocean views and a tiny dining table.  

Siete Lunas’ nicest feature is its gorgeous infinity pool and outdoor lounge area. The pool is tiny (more of a plunge pool), but it gives the illusion of dropping right into the ocean below. A few cushioned lounge chairs provide space to relax, and the area’s tropical foliage gives off a lush, jungle-like ambiance. Next to the pool, there’s a small palapa bar, but there isn’t a dedicated bartender. Guests have to flag down roaming staff members if they’d like a drink. 

On the other side of the pool, there’s a larger palapa that serves as a communal gathering space. Here guests will find a sitting area, a long dining table, and a kitchen, where staff members prepare breakfast each morning. Breakfast includes eggs, tortillas, fresh fruit, and yogurt, and it's included in rates. Wi-Fi is also free and works well across the property.