- Friendly service
- One block from the beach
- Central South Beach location
- Clean rooms
- Comfortable beds
- 27-inch flat-screen TVs
- Tiny efficiency rooms come with full-size beds
- No pool
- No restaurant
- No gym
Oyster Hotel Photos
Oyster Hotel Review
A block from the beach and a quick walk to Ocean Drive.
It's only a block from the beach, but with weather like a Turkish bathhouse, I was sweating through my socks by the time I saw the sand.
Though next to a gas station and a few Deco dives, the location did its job -- a quick walk to Lincoln Road and Ocean Drive, without the club bumping and car alarms.
Absolutely tiny bathroom, but the beds are incredibly comfortable.
I got the efficiency room, which has a bathroom so small -- queue the audience: "How small is it?" -- that guests have to sit sideways on the toilet. That's true. No joke. With my chin nearly in the sink, I could shave from there.
Besides that, the rooms are clean and the beds so comfortable that I hit snooze a half dozen times. (So, if my boss asks, it was the bed's fault I was late. OK?)
Rooms and Rates
Free wireless with strong signal, but rise early to get free breakfast.
The free wireless connection is great (not a single connectivity issue).
But, by the time I made it for the free breakfast (again, comfy beds), there were only two pre-packaged Otis Spunkmeyer blueberry muffins left.
Mini Bar (with liquor)
Separate Bedroom / Living Room Space
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