The Soho Grand Hotel and The Case of the Bedraggled Bed

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What 'Grand' luxury looks like.
What 'Grand' luxury looks like.

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What reality looks like.

Something tells us that Lindsay Lohan and her handlers would not be impressed with this: check out the rumpled bed linens we encountered at the luxe NYC celebrity haunt The Soho Grand. Our reporter assures us that she did not, in fact, sleep in this bed before she snapped these shots. And yes, the photo on the left is the bed (with picture-perfect linens) promised to us by the website.

Maybe someone on the housekeeping staff needs a raise. Or fewer rooms to clean. Or Lohan and her latest squeeze need to work harder to cover up their quickie (kidding!)

Click through to the gallery to check out this bed from all angles; if you look closely, you can just make out the imprint of someone’s butt on top of the duvet. Grand, indeed.

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