Wacky Signs: The Weirdest Hotel Signs We’ve Ever Seen

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Throughout our travels we've seen plenty of wild things -- from rowdy guests to crazy contests, you name it. Not surprisingly, most have been in Vegas. But wackiness can be found all over the world, and we've seen some hilarious hotel signs in multiple countries. Check out seven of our favorites below.

Negril Tree House Resort, Jamaica

Well we feel safe...

The Negril Tree House is a budget-friendly boutique.

Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, Las Vegas

Now we know where Christian Grey stays in Vegas.

The Hard Rock may be off the Strip, but it still knows how to throw a party.

Casa de Campo, Dominican Republic

This spot is reserved for pregnant Dutch women.

Casa de Campo once hosted the entire Kardashian clan.

Puntacana Hotel, Dominican Republic

Where do women expecting twins park?

Puntacana Hotel sits on a beautiful beach great for swimming.

Le Parker Meridien, New York City

You can forget about disturbing these guests…but this sign won’t let you forget you’re in New York.

Le Parker Meridien is a sexy spot in Midtown.

Atlantis Paradise Island Resort, Bahamas

Sometimes we upgrade the jacket we lost with the better one we found in the lost and found. Does the same unspoken rule apply to kids, too?

One of the most recognizable resorts in the Bahamas, the Atlantis is a 3,400-room mega-hotel.

The Manhattan at Times Square Hotel, New York City

So do the quotation marks mean it’s actually fine to do all of the above?

The Manhattan at Times Square Hotel has some awesome features, such as a sun deck.


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